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  • @Life

    Fat shopping

    Last week I bought a maternity top and I’m not pregnant. I repeat, I am not pregnant. This is not an announcement. I’m just fat.…

    April 19, 2017
  • @Life

    Re-assessing my gym hate

    I’ve only gone and signed up to a gym. I know. After my boyfriend picked himself back up off the floor he high-fived me and slapped my ass.…

    February 9, 2017